up late on a school night
Tonight was Parent Open House. Out of 150 students (I actually have exactly 150 students), 30 showed up (well, 30 students were represented -- some kids actually had both parents there). Here's the joke that I told tonight:
How come the ghost won the beauty pageant?
(because she was booo-tiful)
Now, here's the joke that Ryan came up with after I told him tonight's joke:
How come the ghost was high sought after to appear in the Destiny's Child video?
(because she was boooo-tilicious)
Ryan, you win again...but you don't score many points with the Psycho joke, sorry.
Tomorrow is picture day. I hated picture day as a student, but I couldn't care less about picture day as a teacher! Funny how things shift around. I actually don't have much to say, but just thought I'd continue on my blog roll with my daily posts. Now, at 11:10 pm, I should go to bed. Too bad tomorrow isn't Friday.
What's that? You want another joke? Ok, but this borders on gross...
What's a cannibal's favorite game?
(swallow the leader)
Peace out, my peeps.
How come the ghost won the beauty pageant?
(because she was booo-tiful)
Now, here's the joke that Ryan came up with after I told him tonight's joke:
How come the ghost was high sought after to appear in the Destiny's Child video?
(because she was boooo-tilicious)
Ryan, you win again...but you don't score many points with the Psycho joke, sorry.
Tomorrow is picture day. I hated picture day as a student, but I couldn't care less about picture day as a teacher! Funny how things shift around. I actually don't have much to say, but just thought I'd continue on my blog roll with my daily posts. Now, at 11:10 pm, I should go to bed. Too bad tomorrow isn't Friday.
What's that? You want another joke? Ok, but this borders on gross...
What's a cannibal's favorite game?
(swallow the leader)
Peace out, my peeps.
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